in my history class today
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
girl: yeah sure ;)
boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow
Come on now people of Asgard
Loki:
Slim
Light Skinned
Dark HairThor:
Built like a brick house
Tanned
Blonde flowing locks.SOMEONE MUST HAVE KNOWN OKAY
What the fuck do you think you are doing, Hiddles?
I’m going to imagine that he’s flicking my clit.
Get’s the job done every time.
He’s doing that crazy snap that I wish I could.
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Tom Hiddleston as a velociraptor
This is not fucking fair.
Not. fucking. fair.How do you exist?
my actual face
I NEED THIS VIDEO
SET YOUR PHASERS TO LOVE ME, TOM. YOU GLORIOUS SON OF A BITCH.
OH MY GOD WHY DO I FIND THIS ATTRACTIVE








