SUNSHINE, LOLLIPOPS, AND RAINBOWS

 in my history class today
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell

boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
girl: yeah sure ;)
 boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow

Come on now people of Asgard

mellarksbreadandsons:

Loki:
Slim
Light Skinned
Dark Hair

Thor:
Built like a brick house
Tanned
Blonde flowing locks.

SOMEONE MUST HAVE KNOWN OKAY

yaoispace:

Konno Keiko - Kawaii Hito

It’s realy nice story. A little sad and a little happy :)

What the fuck do you think you are doing, Hiddles?

hiddlestonisthegodofmischief:

I’m going to imagine that he’s flicking my clit.

Get’s the job done every time.

He’s doing that crazy snap that I wish I could.

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frankiekali:

Tom Hiddleston as a velociraptor

This is not fucking fair.
Not. fucking. fair.

How do you exist?

my actual face

I NEED THIS VIDEO

SET YOUR PHASERS TO LOVE ME, TOM. YOU GLORIOUS SON OF A BITCH.

OH MY GOD WHY DO I FIND THIS ATTRACTIVE